



Hey Punk! I'm the Luncher Muncher Guy, but you should've already known that. I own this page and this meal and these other punks are just visiting.
Meet the "Juice Goose" some stupid goose that goes around selling juice.
I want some juice! But not juice sold by a goose! He'd probably fly off with it or something.
Meet Uncle Cheeser, some mutant cheese monster who sells cheese products. Why would he think it'd be smart to add cheese crackers, when we already has cracker sandwiches!? Like don't you think we have enough crackers already!?

Speaking of crackers, meet "The Cracker Twins," the freaks with the meat and cheese on their faces. Who stacks their cracker sandwiches inside out??

Well, well, well, look who it is, The R Logo Guy in cookie form...how are you even a cookie? Why are you even a cookie? Did you get bored? Don't think that just because your the company mascot I won't bite your legs off!



























